Well, we all know what today is. However, rather than get in a costume and go trick or treating, I’d thought I’d share with you this hilarious “Scary” video that teaches you a few survival strategies in it… well, if you can spot them.
Now, horror movies rarely take place in urban areas, and it’s no wonder why, because people from the hood have pretty good survival instincts honed by their environment, so the characters would have a pretty tough time navigating these streets. Just imagine how the classic horror movie tropes—like the hapless teenager who wanders off alone or the group that decides to investigate a strange noise—would fare in an area where quick thinking and street smarts are essential for survival.
In this video, they analyzed what would happen if they took a trip there, encountering locals who are more than capable of defending themselves against any supernatural threat. Picture this: your typical horror movie characters, armed with stereotypes and clichéd behaviors, trying to fit in while hilariously failing to understand the social cues and dynamics of the hood. So, with that being said, welcome to………… IF HORROR MOVIE CHARACTERS WENT TO THE HOOD!
Now truth be told, the only inaccuracy of this video that I see is the villain being Michael Myers. That dude NEVER dies. He’s been ran over, jumped by an entire neighborhood with axes and weapons, burned, AND SHOT MULTIPLE TIMES. Bro is supernatural in every sense of the word. He somehow defies all odds and conventional logic, always rising back up from the ashes, ready to wreak havoc once again.
Don’t believe me? Check it out.
I mean, in the context of the story, no matter what you throw at him, he just keeps coming, like an unstoppable force of nature. Imagine him trying to navigate the hood – he would stroll through, seemingly invincible, leaving everyone in sheer disbelief. The sheer idea that he would even be phased by any of the dangers found in urban settings is just absurd; he would NOT die in the hood, not when he has survived all those horrific encounters over the years. It’s almost as if the laws of physics and mortality simply do not apply to him.
Now maybe you guys out there saw some other inaccuracies, but I didn’t.
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