WOW! THIS IS THE 1ST TIME I SAW A MALANDRO MOVE FAIL!

Maybe I should find more of these “malandro fails”. It seems there’s a never-ending source of amusing stories that highlight the hilarious blunders of those who think they can outsmart the system or manipulate their way through life. Each tale offers a unique glimpse into the world of mischief and folly, serving as a reminder that cleverness doesn’t always lead to success.

Perhaps By uncovering more of these entertaining stories, we could not only enjoy a good laugh but also learn valuable lessons about the pitfalls of deceit and the importance of honesty.

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This website was created to be a resource of information on the art of Capoeira Angola. Here, you’ll find information about Capoeira Angola in all its aspects, including articles, music and songs, basic movements, etc. Now mind you, this website is NOT supposed to be an end-all be-all for information about Capoeira Angola. What I post here is MY OWN OPINION. And let me tell you, the more I learn about this art, the more I realize that I have a lot more to learn. This web site is an ongoing project, which means as time goes by, this site will change, just as Capoeira changes with time. Things will be added, and things will be discarded. However, this website, first, last, and middle, will always be about the tradition of Capoeira Angola.

My friend and Capoeira sister Liza Bernstein has published a fascinating post about the arame, which is an essential component of the berimbau, the most important instrument in our beloved martial art. To learn more about it, just click HERE and dive into Liza's insightful exploration. Her writing not only illuminates the meaning behind the arame but also connects it to the deeper philosophies of Capoeira, making it a must-read for anyone looking to enrich their understanding of this beautiful art form. Don't miss out on the chance to broaden your perspective and immerse yourself in the transformative power of this captivating martial art! And, in case you don't know, she has also published an insightful article on this blog about Mestre Bigodinho, a legendary figure whose contributions to Capoeira have inspired many practitioners around the world. His distinct style and philosophy not only shaped the way Capoeira is practiced but also fostered a sense of community among its followers. You can check out her article HERE to learn more about his life and legacy, and to gain a deeper appreciation for the roots of this incredible art form.

WHAT IS A MALANDRO? A malandro is a person who lives outside societal rules, embodying a rogue or trickster archetype that can be seen as either a negative criminal or a clever, resourceful anti-hero, depending on the cultural context and interpretation. This unique figure often operates in the shadows of society, navigating through life with a sense of charm and wit that allows them to evade traditional restrictions. While the term generally carries negative connotations of a crook or petty criminal in Spanish-speaking South America, where it symbolizes deceit and trickery, in Brazilian culture, the malandro has evolved into a complex figure representing cunning, fluidity, and unconventional problem-solving. In fact, this archetype can sometimes be viewed as a folk hero, celebrated for their ability to outsmart the system and adapt to challenging situations. The malandro's adventures often reflect resilience and creativity in the face of adversity, inviting both admiration and criticism, and sparking debates about morality and survival. Click HERE for more.

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